KEyes is Adriaan de Groot's fault.
He made the mistake of asking for an XEyes-like utility based one the fine faces of the members of the KDE e.V. board, on a day I was bored.
KEyes henceforth happened.
It's an XEyes-like utility. It features KDE e.V. board members. It's so useless it's not even funny. It's also kind of creepy, especially if, like me, you sometimes have text editors open on code you definitely don't want Aaron J. Seigo ogling.
How to use:
1) Make sure you have Python, Qt 4 and PyQt 4 installed.
2) Unpack the KEyes archive somewhere.
3) Run KEyes.py.
4) Run screaming.